Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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