I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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