I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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