you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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