I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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