Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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