Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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