Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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