erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I have fence marks all over my body
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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