so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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