so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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