I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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