So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
well you can't waste a boner
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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