I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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