I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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