I got chris browned last night
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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