her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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