i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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