is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think your dad took our porno
Randomize
