that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Terrible idea I love it
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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