my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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