forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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