Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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