My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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