Say something about gay babies.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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