all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
