i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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