needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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