Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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