Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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