so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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