i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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