Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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