they need to just BURY HIM!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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