I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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