FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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