Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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