i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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