Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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