But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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