OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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