Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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