So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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