hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Panties = found
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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