i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
