Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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