so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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