Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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