And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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