So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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