I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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