What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just blew my weed a kiss
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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