a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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