so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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