Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We are two peas in an std pod
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
40s are totally the cure
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Randomize
