is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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