she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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