I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize