stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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