whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
