They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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