just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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